3AddedMinutes

Which Everton prodigy deserves to start up front? 3AM: Fantasy Five-A-Side

Fred the Red v Moonchester: A Manchester derby sees the spawn of Satan go up against an alien

Gunnersaurus v Chirpy the Cockerel: A gigantic green lizard takes on a great big chicken for the right to start up front

Hammerhead v Bertie the Bee: Would a part-cyborg, part-tool make a better defender than a bee?

Which Premier League record signings would make a dream five-a-side team? | 3AM: Fantasy Five-A-Side

Who was the greatest Premier League loan signing? | 3AM: Fantasy Five-A-Side

Which Premier League captains would make a perfect five-a-side team? | 3AM: Fantasy Five-A-Side

Which Premier League players would be most fun to go for a pint with? | 3AM: Fantasy Five-A-Side

Which Premier League managers were the best players? 3 Added Minutes: Fantasy Five-A-Side

Who were the Premier League's greatest one-season wonders? | 3 Added Minutes: Fantasy Five-A-Side