Junk Food Junkie - Best of the Bar Bands

#1.
C F C
You know I love that organic cooking, I always ask for more.
A D G
And they call me Mr. Natural, on down to the health food store.
C F C
I only eat good sea salt, white sugar don't touch my lips.
C A D G C
And my friends is always begging me to take them on, macrobiotic trips.
Am
Yes, they are.

#2.
Am
Oh, but at night I take out my strongbox, that I keep under
Dm Am
lock and key.
D G
And I take it off to my closet, where nobody else can see.
Am Dm Am
I open that door so slowly, take a peek up north and south.
C A D G C
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie, and I pop it in my mouth.

CHORUS:
F C G C
Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be.
C Am E Am
But at night I'm a junk food junkie, good Lord have pity on me.

#3.
C F C
Well, at lunchtime you can always find me, at the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar.
A D G
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt, from my hand thrown pottery jar.
C F C
And sippin' a little hand pressed cider, with a carrot stick for dessert.
C A D G C
And wiping my face in a natural way, on the sleeve of my peasant shirt.
Am
Oh yeah!

#4.
Am Dm Am
Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight and I'm all by myself.
Am D G
I work that combination, on my secret hideaway shelf.
Am Dm Am
And I pull out some Fritos corn chips, Dr. Pepper and an ol' Moon Pie.
C A D G C
Then I sit back in glorious expectation, of a genuine junk food high.

CHORUS:
F C G C
Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be.
C Am E Am
But at night I'm a junk food junkie, good Lord have pity on me.

#5.
C F C
My friends down at the commune, they think I'm pretty neat.
C A
Oh, I don't know nothing about arts and crafts,
D G
but I give 'em all something to eat.