The Haters Guide to the 2017 NFL Draft

Ah, the NFL Draft: An event that has turned from a simple gathering of executives to an opulent spectacle stretching out several days and milked for every dollar that it is worth. What were the big events in this year's iteration? Find out here.

NOTE: Sorry this is a bit late. Work has been kicking my ass and I finally had some time to do this. Hopefully it doesn't suck.

And love you too, Philly.