Drunk Chinese burglar claims to be Superman and a 10-year-old girl makes him prove it
- 9 years ago
Tang Lei, a man from China’s JiangSu Province may need to consider joining AA or perhaps MA (Morons Anonymous).
After getting nice and sloshed over the weekend, this genius decided to do a little late night burglarizing.
The drunken Mr. Tang climbed into a 5th floor window from a nearby balcony, and was surprised to find himself in the bedroom of a 10-year-old girl.
The room’s brave young occupant challenged Tang, who tried to talk his way out of the situation by claiming he was Superman on a special secret mission.
But this 10-year-old has about 200 more IQ points than Tang does and she argued that as everyone knows Superman can fly, the only way she would believe him was if he could fly, too.
So Mr. Tang — who is not in fact Superman — ripped off his pants, in order to look more like a superhero, he said, then jumped out the window and ‘flew’ onto the balcony below. He missed and slammed into another balcony some two stories below.
Mr. Tang is in police custody and is recovering from severe cuts and bruises. Ten bucks says the little girl discovers the cure for cancer some day.
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After getting nice and sloshed over the weekend, this genius decided to do a little late night burglarizing.
The drunken Mr. Tang climbed into a 5th floor window from a nearby balcony, and was surprised to find himself in the bedroom of a 10-year-old girl.
The room’s brave young occupant challenged Tang, who tried to talk his way out of the situation by claiming he was Superman on a special secret mission.
But this 10-year-old has about 200 more IQ points than Tang does and she argued that as everyone knows Superman can fly, the only way she would believe him was if he could fly, too.
So Mr. Tang — who is not in fact Superman — ripped off his pants, in order to look more like a superhero, he said, then jumped out the window and ‘flew’ onto the balcony below. He missed and slammed into another balcony some two stories below.
Mr. Tang is in police custody and is recovering from severe cuts and bruises. Ten bucks says the little girl discovers the cure for cancer some day.
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